Beast: you HAVE to come see this, they thought of everything!
Me: What are you talking about (no, my annoyance isn't a figment of your imagination, this was like the third time he had interrupted me.)
Beast: TSA, they thought of everything. They have this "Ask Jenn" column where you can ask them anything and they have an instant answer for you.
*A bit of background for you: we were flying out to California the next day and he was checking online for information regarding car seat and stroller restrictions for Alaska Airlines.
Me (as I walk to the room in order to humor him): Please don't tell me you asked if you're allowed to have sex in the bathroom.
Beast (the man actually giggled): Well, uh, sort of. Look!
And here's what I see on the screen:
Guest (this would be Beast of course): Can I join the mile high club?
Jenn: Seeing as I'm virtual, I don't date.
Gotta hand it to them, they did think of everything.