Thursday, January 1, 2009

Further Proof

That the Beast is DISGUSTING and INAPPROPRIATE.
Ugh.

I walk thru our bedroom on the way out of the bathroom minding my own business, he turns from his computer chair where he is intently playing with his computer club friends and says "Honey" (he sounds concerned).

Me: what's up?
Beast: You might want to sleep on the couch tonight.
Me (really concerned): Why?
Beast: laughter as he fans himself.

Apparently the yummy dinner made by my mother this evening is making a gaseous comeback. I guess he didn't think I could live without that handy bit of knowledge.

Awesome.

2 comments:

the 4 Bs said...

we think the Beast should be sleeping in the garage.

hee hee!

p*

Heather said...

What is this? Beast thinks "You" should be sleeping on the couch? The mother of the children? Stinky Beast should be on the couch! With a can of Oust, Freebreeze, and a scented candle! LOL Wait..no flamables!