Here is what I heard over the phone when the Girl's key wouldn't work in the front door lock and she was waiting for Beast to get there and help a girl out.
Me: so tell me something funny that happened at school today while we wait for dad to get there.
Girl: nothing really funny happened today. OH!Dad's here.
*two seconds later I hear the following over the receiver*
Beast: Little Girl, how many times have I told you you can't live here?
Girl: Whatever Dad. Bye mom. Love you.
Yes, I giggled uncontrollably and shook my head.
Yes, I am now sharing with you.
I like you.
Plus, I'm pretty sure you'll laugh.